Double IPA - 8.5% ABV.
Unbeknownst to most, there's a slim tropical passage connecting Richmond, Virginia to Marengo, Ohio. Navigated efficiently by way of JoJoGenero FrootScooter v1984, this byway is the only fly way to travel in style.
Bert Trois pulled the pineapple cart the whole way without breaking a sweat. The only thing he needed to wick away were the indigenous babez who were after his fruit cup.
Kokomo Drift, double dry-hopped DIPA, just for us and our friends. Come on over. My mom said it's cool.
