Double IPA - 8% ABV.
$60 Nachos? That’s what happens when you let dad outta the house!
Wanna drink some ice cold beer? Wayyyyelll Imma letcha! Prime that cheddar-cheese pump w/ the gooiest Citra, Simcoe, & El Dorado. Does it smell? NO! It stank! Plus – it itch. *SNORT*